Facebook have mercy
I've no self control
You ate my relationships
And fed on my soul
Still,
I really must post
They really should know
The dog's at the vet
It's starting to snow
Here's me - being fabulous
They'll think I'm great
Finally an audience
That will always relate
I feel so connected
Knowing their vote
Once we were intimate -
When we liked the same quote
I really didn't know
How much they love guns
Or how well they finesse
Such distasteful puns
I envy that mother
She so wants to be
Lovely photos of children
She just wants to flee
I'll be sure to LIKE
They get mad if I don't
Hey! Throw ME a LIKE
Don't leave me alone
I used to have friends
Warmblooded ones I mean
Before I clicked my way
To five hundred and fourteen